the bachelor girl

As mentioned in my earlier post a few days ago, I've recently become addicted to The Bachelor. Don't judge too quickly! Have you ever watched it? It is so addicting. All of the drama and everything really sucks you in because you really want him/her to end up with your favorite "contestant", I guess. I haven't quite solved the conundrum of the addicting Bachelor/Bachelorette. But all I know is that it is so entertaining to laugh at some of these girls. And yell at them at the same time. One of my favorite blogs gives a weekly commentary after Monday night's episode and it is HILARIOUS! So if you want some extra-ly awesome commentary, check out mormoninmanhattan.blogspot.com. But for now, here's a little bit of commentary from yours truly on this weeks episode of the Bachelor.
1. An underwear shot? Really? Don't get me wrong, he's got a nice bod, but REALLY? Leave a little to the imagination.
2. Rock climbing. What a thrill.
3. Or terrifying.
4. Geez. Showing off the ta-tas much?
5. Rock climbing in a push-up bra and low tank. Living on the edge. (HA! Literally and figuratively...)
6. The Iraqi hates the desert and the sun? Last I checked Iraq was in the desert.
7. She has a scary smile. Please go away!
8. She is a world class BRAT!!
9. High school drama that YOU are the one creating?
10. What a liar and manipulative girl.
11. Go home!
12. You're really going to fall for the desperate girl and give HER a rose? What are you thinking? I should take over his job of picking who gets a rose.
13. Wedding dress girl needs to go home. I think.
14. Teeny Bikini.
15. She looks like a flapper from the 20s. With terrible, terrible lip stick. Not an awesome look with the ratty hair.
16. YES!!! The girl that I don't like is going home!! Yay. Scary smile, fake girl is headed home.
17. Now Tierra needs to go home. Sean, please see through the fake mask and send her home next week!
18. And REALLY? Hypothermia next week? Karma will get you every time.
19. And P.S. don't run into freezing cold water in a tiny bathing suit and stay in the water for a long period of time. It's kind of common sense.